The pacing, the drama, the intrigue! We love working on political campaigns and are prepared to deliver whatever you need to communicate the principles of your platform.
We LOOOOOOVE designing billboards and exhibits! They costs thousands of dollars to print and install and must capture the passerby's attention in less than four seconds. Right, no pressure there. When the stakes are this high, you need a pro. If you want outdoor ads that deliver, call us.
Sure, the phone book sales rep can work up some copy and clip-art for you. But that very same marketing "expert" was selling cellular plans at a mall kiosk last week. We've been doing this for years and have the gray hairs to prove it. Call us.
WE HELP SMALL BUSINESSES THINK BIG
There are many great designers out there. But we hear it's hard to get responses from some of them. (Artists can be flighty.) As owners of a bricks-and-mortar retail store, we "get" that when you need something, you NEED it. So, drop us an e-mail, and you'll hear from one of us in under 24 hours.
What's the best thing we've ever heard from a client? "We need to find a way to pay you more for everything you do." We're not making that up. We probably don't charge enough for all of the love that goes into our work. We do accept tips, and the best of them come in the shape of a bottle. Just sayin'.
Do you know what happens to every character in Western literature who gets a little full of himself? Dead. Usually in some ridiculous way that would make the writers of SAW blush. So all we're saying is that we have been lucky enough to win a few awards. Very grateful. Thank you. Truly.
Seriously, this is no joke. It's only a matter of time before they reveal themselves or the government comes clean. We've probably said too much already. But start stocking up on canned goods and .22 rounds, because when it hits the fan, you can't bunk with us.